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The Diplomat
Foreign policy. Domestic chaos.
Saddle up. 4-inch weatherproof vinyl, kiss-cut, dishwasher safe. Designed to outlast administrations.
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DonnyDid That.
Premium vinyl stickers for whatever's broken, busted, or frankly inconvenient. Slap one on, blame him, move on.
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◆ The Collection ◆
Four flavors of accountability.
Each one printed on weatherproof vinyl. Built for gas pumps, laptops, water bottles, and the occasional questionable bumper.
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Self Made
When credit needs taking — even if it's not yours.
The classic. 3.5-inch vinyl, fade resistant, perfect for the back of a laptop or the inside of a bathroom stall.
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Crude Awakening
Drill, baby — wait, what?
4-inch weatherproof vinyl, kiss-cut. Slap on every gas pump, oil change receipt, and SUV bumper that personally inconvenienced you this week.
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The Closer
He's pointing at you. Yes, you.
3.5-inch vinyl, full-bleed glossy finish. The one that follows you across the room. You're welcome.
◆ The Idea ◆
Some things deserve a sticker.
You know the originals. The little "I did that!" arrow on every gas pump in America. We thought the joke deserved an upgrade.
So we made a small collection of high-quality vinyl stickers — the kind that actually stick, actually last, and actually make people laugh. Slap them on gas pumps, dishwashers, washing machines, mirrors, cabinet doors, the inside of your laptop lid, or anywhere else the universe has personally inconvenienced you.
Independent. Satirical.
Probably going to outlast the news cycle.
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